i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
reblogging for the nigga in the back
he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol
can I marry him?
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
Things people don’t get to choose:
- Sexual Orientation
- Gender Identity
- Mental Illnesses
Things people do get to choose
- To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH